![]() Genuinely intrigued by the freezing spell, I wanted some more information. “Maybe I’m reincarnated Michael Jackson.” Instead, I stumbled upon a story about MJ allegedly paying a shaman $150k to cast a voodoo curse on Steven Spielberg, David Geffen, and 23 other "enemies." So. Side note, cont.: When I googled "Michael + Jackson + voodoo," I did not find that quote. “That’s what Michael Jackson used to always say.” “No voodoo sh** can tear us down,” Kim replies. I want to know a) which members of the Kardashian-Jenner inner circle are freezing people, and b) who they are freezing. Side note: I wish she'd expound on the "I heard some people around us are doing it" statement. I’m like, ‘Why would anybody do that? Don’t f**king freeze me. It’s like, a form to like freeze them so they’re stuck in a place of, like, torment because, like, whatever. You write down names and you, like, put them in the freezer and you, like, freeze them. “And I heard some people around us are doing it. “It’s, like, a form of witchcraft,” KoKo explains. ![]() Kylie and Kim (and I) are not, so Khloe proceeds to enlighten them (and me). Before they discuss the art of doing laundry and the necessity of insurance, Khloe Kardashian asks sisters Kim Kardashian and Kylie Jenner if they are familiar with freezing spells. Oh, I am so glad I saw the scene, because the scene is a KUWTK scene for the ages. POP QUIZ! Did I a) skip the video, b) watch the video immediately, or c) play the clip backwards with the sound off? If you picked “b”, you win the quiz! Give yourself a round of applause. But hey, everything worked out in my favor: E! Online posted a clip of the very scene I did not see. I thanked my lucky stars this did not happen during North West's KUWTK debut, but I was still bummed that I missed any part of the episode. ![]() In the middle of Sunday night's Keeping Up With the Kardashians, my TV app krapped out for a good five minutes.
0 Comments
Leave a Reply. |
Details
AuthorWrite something about yourself. No need to be fancy, just an overview. ArchivesCategories |